Bookmarks

Bookmarks: The Most Optimistic Little Liars in Literature

Bookmarks exist for people who genuinely believe they will come back and finish the book. They are tiny, hopeful rectangles whispering, “See you soon.” Spoiler: sometimes we do not see them soon.

Funny Bookmarks Are Emotional Support Items

Funny bookmarks do important psychological work. They say things like:

“Just one more chapter” (a lie)

“So many books, so little time” (threatening)

“I’m not judging you for stopping” (thank you)

They don’t just mark your place—they validate your choices.